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DnD RP Dec '23 / rp-archive-12-2-23 / The Lounge
Between 12/02/2023 00:00 and 01/01/2024 00:00
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:02
I'm telling you Gale. You have got to do something about that whole, magic bomb thing....
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:02
I'm working on it, back off alright?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:02
Alright, alright....
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:04
*Majin enters the lounge and walks towards them more quiet than usual*
02:07
*Majin still thinking about changing his race*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:12
Why do you look depressed again?
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:12
Maybe he mentioned a book...
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:12
(walks into lounge) Hey Gale (smiles at Gale in a friendly way) Astarion. (winks at Astarion) Majin...(just acknowledges him)
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:13
*flashes a fang and winks back*
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:13
*smiles* Hi Rilith..*waves*
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:13
What are you all doing?
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:14
*Majin stops thinking and reacts at the sound of his name being mention shaking his head* Oh. Sorry. Hi Rilith.
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:14
Drinking, talking, the usual.
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:14
Pretty much that.
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:14
Talking? What about?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:15
Gale going boom... or worse..... books!
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:15
I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BOOKS!!!!!!! GODS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:17
*Majin sighs as he hears at Gale saying that comment* Guys, it wasn't that. I'm the one who triggered her. Sheesh. Relax.
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:19
What's with Gale and books?
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:20
He thinks that he triggered last time when he said books cause Astarion joked about books being in the shelf of the bar or something like that.
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Jeremy 12/03/2023 02:21
triggered Ember*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:21
He talked about books and freaked out the new girl.
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:21
Look I said I was sorry. I didn't know.....
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:22
Honey, you didn't do anything. It's not books. Poor Ember was harassed by some elves and was traumatized. She got triggered by Majin and a few others. You're okay, Gale. I promise.
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:23
Once again. It wasn't u guys, it was me. I didn't let her talk so she got angry and well... not gonna lie it was a bit intimidating. *he lied is was too intimidating for him*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:24
Awww. you just like spoiling my fun Rilith.
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:24
You mean... it... and he.... so I.... *casts fireball on Astarion*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:24
*runs out the room screaming and dives into the pool*
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:26
*Majin looks at Gale a bit impressed as he never saw him do that before* Are u angry cause it took u so long or was it the fact that u actually believed Astarion's sarcasm?
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:27
Does jello melt?
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:27
Yes
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:29
Woah woah woah. I didn't trick u nor did anything to u. It was just a question. *Majin raises his hands in the air*
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:34
Not another word about it.......
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2023 02:34
You realize he's just aggrivated and embarrassed best not to mention this further.
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:35
Gale sweetheart, why don't you tell me about your day so far? (trying to change subject)
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:37
Woke up, did some reading, then eventually came here. You?
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:37
Spent the day in the libraray.
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:38
*Majin looks at Gale* U know, I kinda want a rematch. Teleporting is not fair.
02:39
*says as he meant about the race*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:46
That was a dirty trick you little shit.....
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:47
Why hello Astarion. Enjoy ypur swim?
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:47
Astarion, why are u so wet?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:53
Not now rilith. GALE!!!! Fucking answer me you asshole....
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:53
*casts polymorph: chihuawa*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:53
*bites gales leg*
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:53
*kicks him*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:53
*yelps and growls at him*
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:53
You can have him Rilith.
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:54
Awww...Cute, but I feel Fernessa will like it better
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:54
True true. *Majin chuckles*
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 02:55
(picks him up next to gale()
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:55
*pisses on Gale*
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 02:56
(walks in) Hey, what's goin-- PUPPY!!!!!!! (snatches Astarion from Rilith)
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:56
*conjures scissors* someone need to be neutered?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:56
*Squirms*
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:57
Oh. It's a present from Astarion. Right Gale?
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 02:58
(gasp) How awful! No way! (brings Astarion to her room in the demiplane) Come on, Puppy
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 02:58
You could say Astarion was involved
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 02:58
*Barks and growls intensly*
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 02:59
Indeed. Astarion was completely involved. *Majin chuckles again*
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 03:06
*gets up to go wash off*
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:08
*Majin turns to Rilith* So, what now?
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 03:08
Idunno
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:09
Can we talk?
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 03:09
Fine. What's on your mind?
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:10
I was thinking u could teach me how to look less... *gestures* ...creepy.
03:11
Well, not look but be less creepy.
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 03:11
(walks in with Karlach) Hello Everyone
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 03:11
So you want the race change?
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:13
Well, not now. I am thinking more learning to be less creepy cause as I said before, the body only changes the physical aspect. So I kinda wanna be less creepy in personality. *Majin says as he hasn't noticed Ember yet*
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 03:15
You wanna be less creepy? How about just being less creepy? Not sure you can teach that... *high fives Ember*
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 03:15
(giggles)
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:18
*Majin hears Karlach* Hi Karlach. *as he says that he remembers that Ember and Karlach were walking together* Oh shit. *turns around slowly and sees them* Oh amm. How much of it did u 2 heard?
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 03:18
Enough
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:20
*Majin is embarrassed* Amm. Hi Ember. Ready for sparring? Nice armour btw.
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 03:21
Badass, ain't it? (poses)
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:21
*Majin nods* Badass in did.
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 03:22
My girl's gonna whoop your ass bubble boy...
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:23
*Majin giggles* Shall we go to the training room then?
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 03:24
I heard there's a gthyanki there. I wonder if she still is.
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Sir Majin Darkus BOT 12/03/2023 03:25
*Majin nods* We can go and check that too.
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:04
Hey Rilith
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:05
Yes?
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:06
Just saying hello
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:07
Ah. Hello
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:07
So what are you doing tonight?
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:07
Not much. Why?
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:09
Just curious
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:10
Do you want to spend time together? It has been a while since we hung out. Last time was that date in the Astral Plane.
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:10
Sure. That is..... if you wanted to.
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:11
Of course. We're friends, are we not?
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:12
You know? Sometimes I wonder...... *rasies an eyebrow in a half cocky manner still high off his newfound confidence after besting astarion publicly*
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:16
Ah, I'm hurt! How could you ever doubt me?! (she says playfully)
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:17
You don't exactly talk to me much now do you? Then again, not all things require words either... *he winks*
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:30
(sits down next to Karlach) THE NERVE OF THAT SON A BITCH!!! (Explains what happened)
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:30
He did what?!
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:31
(nods while tearing up. just so fucking mad and hurt)
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:31
Is that what this was about? He wanted to fight you to see if you were even worthy? The fuck kind of messed up shit is that?
04:32
That's some Lae'zel level shit.
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:32
I don't know, and I don't care! I just want a drink!
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:32
*taps the counter* I got you girl
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2023 04:33
Chelsea brings out two cocktails
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:33
(starts dribking it)
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:33
*looks at Rilith* should we......
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:35
No no, leave her be. Let's just go somewhere else.
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:36
That's what I meant, should we get out of here.
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:38
Yes, let's
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:38
(looks at Karlach. still upset.) What the fuck is wrong with him?!?
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:40
Your room or mine?
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:40
Maybe he was dropped on his head.... Does he have a head? Like a real one?
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:41
> Your room or mine? @Gale (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() Oh, sweetheart...Mine. Yours is ugly. No offense.
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:42
> Maybe he was dropped on his head.... Does he have a head? Like a real one? @Karlach (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() I couldn't tell you
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Gale BOT 12/03/2023 04:43
Lead the way
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:43
Doesn't matter.... drink up bitch there's more coming...
04:44
*taps the counter for another round*
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Rilith Stargazer BOT 12/03/2023 04:44
> Lead the way @Gale (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() (leads him to her demiplane)
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:44
> Doesn't matter.... drink up bitch there's more coming... @Karlach (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() (nods and waits for another drink)
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2023 04:48
Chelsea sets down the next round "Men, right?"
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:48
Exactly
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2023 04:49
Chelsea: Who needs 'em
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:50
True that.
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:51
*raises hand* preach sister.
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:51
Aren't you taken?
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:52
Yeah, but I found a good one, you know how hard that shit is to find?
04:52
Most are idiots, pigs, or useless
04:53
And furthermore, does mine even count? He's not even a man, he's a fucking god. Like.... if he sucked then what?
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2023 04:53
Chelsea: She has a point... her's isn't technically a man..
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 04:54
Right?!
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 04:57
I wish I could have that...
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 05:00
Well maybe it's the whatever this lovely drink is talking but why the fuck not?
05:01
What's that drink? Noooo... you're naughty..
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 05:02
...I won't complain if you won't...(she says looking at Karlach)
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 05:04
*looks at her drink* How did you know?
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 05:05
Just...come here, cutie...(pulls her in for a kiss)
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 05:06
*eyes widen in shock and enjoyment*
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 05:09
(kissing her softly. gently touching her chest)
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 05:18
Oooooook.... This might get fun, but shouldn't we go somewhere? Also didn't you request Araavos Because.......
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 05:26
He can watch
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 05:28
So where we going your room, my room, or better yet, surpise his ass in his room?
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Ember Thorne BOT 12/03/2023 05:30
Surprise him in his room
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Karlach BOT 12/03/2023 05:34
Alright I'll lead, you haven't been there, but I have....
05:35
*leads you into Araavos's chamber*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 10:59
So....... you going home tonight sippy cup?
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 11:05
Soon, why?
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:05
(walks into lounge and sits next to Astarion. Ordering a wine)
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:08
Well Fernessa, because I was just won....der....hold that though. Hellooooo darling.... And whom might you be my dear?
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 11:09
.....
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:10
(smirks) Aw, how cute. No thanks
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:11
No thanks? what do you mean no thanks? You.... don't..... cute?!?!?!.... I'm glorious darling. Cute? No? You do speak common, yes? You sure you're getting your words right?
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:12
Do you speak common? The answer is "no"
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:13
But I? And the........ and you're a..... and I'm a..... and I'm hot, you're hot..........I'm sorry.... NO?..... Me? No?........
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 11:13
....I'm right here....
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:13
Oh! Right! Fernessa, talk some sense into this girl....
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 11:14
....(gets up, takes a deep breath, pours her drink on his head) This is one of the reasons why I left you...(and walks away)
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:15
Nevermind her, bad example.... No? Are you sure? You're not.... blind... or something... are you?
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 11:16
Fernessa said something about Astarion being broken or something?
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:16
I have perfect vision. And I can see you're not worth my time. A vampire SPAWN?!? Please!
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 11:17
Oh... I see...
11:23
Astarion you really should have known better. You could have at least waited. I appologize for my friend here. He's....... well he's Astarion... That's about all I can say. Anyway. I'll leave you to whatever you were doing before he decided to drool all over..... well everything.
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:24
I wasn't drooling....
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:25
Yes you were. Look Darling, It's not you, it's me. I have standards.
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:25
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11:25
Well of course it's not me.... You must be broken or something......
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:26
It seems to me *you're* the broken one
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:27
Darling, there is nothing broken about me.....
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 11:28
I'm just going to head out. Good luck Astarion... You're going to need it.
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:31
If you say so, Dear...(she stretches. her boobs right next to his face)
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 11:31
*starts to walk out*
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 11:38
(walks back in) Araavos?
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 11:39
Yeah? *keeps heading to the door*
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 11:39
Don't leave, I wanna spend time with you...
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:40
Vampire boy? Can you tell me who that sexy man with the horns is?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:42
Are you bloody serious? Him? Fucking hells.... I'm suprised his name isn't plastered on the fucking banners by now. Who doesn't know who sexy god man is.... Can charm the pants off a fucking nun..... can melt fucking steel with a smile.... That man with the horns?
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:43
Yes
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:43
His name is Shitemiester. And he's inept... also a bit retarded....
11:44
*leaves*
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:44
Aww, don't go. I was having fun
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:47
Can't hear you, too far away... lalalalalalala Fucking Araavos... charming motherfucker.........*voice getting further and further away* I remember when I was that effortless... shoulda never moved here... fucking hall, with it's fucking gods, and hot ass...... everyone......
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 11:49
(teleports in front of him via mist) Darling? How rude. Not going to tell me your name? (feeling hand up his shirt. caressing his abs) I'd hate to just call you Spawn.
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 11:50
*Mists out and into the pool*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 12:56
......... Chelsea.... give me a memory eraser
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Narrator BOT 12/03/2023 12:56
Chelsea: You sure?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 12:56
Yep.... tonight never happened....
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 12:57
(enters lounge)
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 12:58
Oh no.... nope... nuh uh..... *slams the drink* Gimme another Chelsea....make it 2....4....no....10x Fuck it...
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 12:59
Calm down. I just want to talk to you. Normally. I still don't know your name after all
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 12:59
It's 8 in the morning Astarion.... what are you doing?
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 12:59
Fuck..... you......
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 12:59
Alright... suit yourself...
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 13:01
Astarion! Finally. And Hellooo Sexy God. (smirks at Araavos)
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 13:02
Helloooo sexy vampire...
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 13:03
Helloooooo bottom of this bottle
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 13:04
(holds hand out to Araavos) Kirin Silverclaw. You are?
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 13:06
Araavos. A pleasure *takes the hand and kisses it*
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 13:06
*mockingly in a hushed tone* I'm Araavos, i'm a god, and I look like sex on a stick and talk smoother than honey... wanna fuck. "oh sure sexy god man,. take me i'm yours..." "yes, yes, let me seduce you... "oh, you sexy sexy god..." *kissy hand gestures*
13:07
*grabs another bottle*
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 13:09
Astarion, you okay?....I still think you're hot....(she says trying to cheer him up)
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 13:10
> Araavos. A pleasure *takes the hand and kisses it* @Araavos (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() (Smirks) Well, what brings a god like you here?
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 13:10
I'm everywhere...... Just not at the same time...
13:11
Kinda a perk of the job...
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 13:11
Obviously, but why are you *here*. Specifically.
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Astarion BOT 12/03/2023 13:11
*perk of the job... meh... i'm a god.... meh... asshole*
13:11
> Astarion, you okay?....I still think you're hot....(she says trying to cheer him up) @Dame Fernessa (<@!743174005703442464>) - [jump]() Even you married him.......
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Dame Fernessa BOT 12/03/2023 13:12
> Even you married him....... @Astarion (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() I'm just trying to help you feel better...
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Araavos BOT 12/03/2023 13:14
> Obviously, but why are you *here*. Specifically. @Kirin Silverclaw (<@!743174005703442464>) - [jump]() You know. That's an excellent question. I stopped by, checking on things, met Shadowheart, we fell in love, she came here looking for adventure, I followed, some shit happend in baulder's gate I won't talk about, then she made her way to Ravenhold. Got put up here, then I met Nazmir, then the others, the rest is history.... so to speak...
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Kirin Silverclaw BOT 12/03/2023 13:15
> You know. That's an excellent question. I stopped by, checking on things, met Shadowheart, we fell in love, she came here looki... @Araavos (<@!174680819565068288>) - [jump]() Soo...You can be more than one.
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